Text in parenthesis means the character is thinking it, not saying it. Also,  /////// = blushing, just like in the game. Warning: contains naughty language (it's emperor Peony's fault) and some slight yaoi referencing. Enjoy? O_o;


Luke has entered the chat

I_heart_Tokunaga: Ooooh! <3 it's LUKE!!!  heehee... nice screen name, Luke... it's so unique... ;P

LadyLanvaldier: oh, come now! He doesn't have to have a special nickname. Yours isn't even all that great

I_heart_Tokunaga: What?! boooooooo >_< Well... I'd say a bad thing about yours Natalia, but I actually think it's cute

LadyLanvaldier: r-really?! Thank you :D

TearGrantz: yes... it's really very cute. I couldn't think of one for me... so...

LadyLanvaldier: if you want, I can help you think of a name, Tear

TearGrantz: (I hope it's a cute name)

Luke: hello evbyrone

Luke: oopsd

Luke: ...

TearGrants: ... (*^o^* OMG he typo'd)

I_heart_Tokunaga: Luke, where did you learn to type? hahaha!!

Luke: I never did this before!!

I_heart_Tokunaga: oh I'm just teasing you. Don't get mad ^_~

Luke: so...who are youp anyways?

Luke: you*

I_heart_Tokunaga: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! Come on just look at my name! it's obvious!!!

Luke: Tear?? she likes Tokunaga

TearGrantz: .... ///// (Toku-chan... ;3)

I_heart_Tokunaga: Luke _ You can't really be that dense, can you?

Luke: OH!! It's Anise!!

I_heart_Tokunaga: JEEZ! was that really so hard?

ShyGuy: I'm back, Guys. Emperor Peony needed me to help him find Nephry's ribbon. Jade keeps taking it off and hiding it

TearGrants: that's adorable! wait... the rappig Jade or....?

ShyGuy: The rappig Jade XD; Though the idea of the real Jade doing it doesn't seem too far-fetched

Luke: GUY!!!! How are you?! *tackle*

ShyGuy: Luke?! You got the internet? I miss you! *hug*

Luke: I'm at an intrenet cafe thingy... in Baticul. There's lots of people here, and some of tehm are relaly creepy

ShyGuy: *cringe* Haha...type slower, Luke ^.^;

Luke: You cna still tell what I'm saying,  jeez

I_heart_Tokunaga: You recognized Guy right away, Luke!! BOOOOOOO >:(

Luke: Well he has Guy in his name!!

TearGrantz: You didn't say hi to me Luke...

Luke: I said hi to everyone when I got here!

I_heart_Tokunaka: No, you said hi to 'evbryone' XD

LadyLanvaldier: HUSH! This is Luke's first time in the chat room. Don't tease him so much

Luke: Sorry. Hi Tear hi anise hi Natalia and Guy *hugs for all*

Luke: Hey, so why is your name "ShyGuy" anyways?

LadyLanvaldier: I like how it rhymes! Shy...Guy...Shy...Guy...Shy...Guy  :D

I_heart_Tokunaga: WHY, GUY, WHY?!?!

LadyLanvaldier: heehee ^o^ SPYGUY

I_heart_Tokunaga: uuhh.... fly Guy!!!

LadyLanvaldier: I can't think of any more

Luke: (My Guy... ////////)

ShyGuy: oh...that. I was trying to think of a screen name, and it was one of the least stupid ideas the emperor had. Jade's were even worse. I don't think they were seriously trying to help me think of a screen name though...more like just teasing me. this name seemed decent enough. I'm changing it later

ShyGuy: you girls are so....weird

I_heart_Tokunaga: speaking of Jade, I've been trying to get him to join the chat but he says he's too busy. Seriously...that man is gonna wrinkle and dry up like a prune if he never has any fun --AND I AM NOT WEIRD!!!

LadyLanvaldier: I may be weird, but I'm pretty ^-^

TearGrantz: I'm weird too?

ShyGuy: You could actually stand to be weirder, Tear. You're too serious most of the time

TearGrantz: ...

I_heart_Tokunaga: OH! We forgot MY Guy! heehee

LadyLanvaldier: You're right! That one is the cutest! <3

Luke: (Nooooooooo mine >_< My Guy mine mine!!)

MieuMieuMieu has entered the chat room

MieuMieuMieu: hi everyone!! I missed you all! :D

TearGrantz: Mieu?! (at a keyboard with his little stubby arms. awwww)

MieuMieuMieu: WOW! You knew it was me! I'm so happpy~~!!!! <3

ShyGuy: How could we not know it's you?

Luke: How could we not know it's you?

ShyGuy: jinx!

Luke: freaky...

I_heart_Tokunaga: Mieu... your screen name makes it kind of obvious...

MieuMieuMieu: rrreally? My screen name is FireBender in cheagle language

ShyGuy: Oh I see.... but when we see MieuMieuMieu it just looks like Mieu to us. If your name was Spike or something, I suppose it would have been harder to guess

MieuMieuMieu: Mieeuuuuuu.... :(  I know!!!

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I_heart_Tokunaga: look what you did, Guy! Now he left >_< booooooooo

ShyGuy: I...I was just trying to--

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Thing: TA-DAAaaAaaA~!!

Luke: CHICKEN!!!!!

ShyGuy: ....

TearGrantz: .....

LadyLanvaldier: ....

Thing: ....?

I_heart_Tokunaga: That was random, Luke O_oa

Luke: Someone walked by the cafe with some fried chicken and I can't stop thinking about chicken now

ShyGuy: Haha! if you're hungry you should go eat ^_^ by the way, Luke. Nice run-on sentence ;) tisk tisk!

Luke: :( .... I think I will go eat. My brain needs the energy...

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TearGrantz: aww I think you made him feel bad...

I_heart_Tokunaga: he's getting gloomy

ShyGuy: I was just teasing him T_T You're not supposed to have perfect grammar in a chat room

Thing: you guys are fun to watch! I hope master eats everything all up!

LadyLanvaldier: haha...ha.... right, Mieu.. ^^;;

ShyGuy: That makes Luke sound kind of like a pig actually... :o

Thing: Mieuuuu ;_;

OVER_9000 has entered the chat

OVER_9000: Well now... look at all the children playing with their little fon machines.

PIGBUNNIES has entered the chat

PIGBUNNIES: I am in your chat room! molesting your peeps! A/S/L?

LadyLanvaldie: EW! How did these people find our chat room?!

PIGBUNNIES: I just pinged you ;) !ping !ping

LadyLanvaldier: Just what is that supposed to mean?! it sounds dirty >:|

PIGBUNNIES: Oh she makes me horny

OVER_9000: uh oh :)

ShyGuy: .... *sigh*

LadyLanvaldier: How dare you speak of me in that manner! Do you have any idea who I am?!

PIGBUNNIES: OH baby! <3 Do you have a webcam? Do you wanna cyber?

LadyLanvaldier: I am the princess of Kimlasca Lanvaldier. You are a pitiful, disgusting creature, and I would never even think of doing such a thing >_<

OVER_9000: I guess she doesn't like you. Such a shame

PIGBUNNIES: I have this urge to touch myself now. Ah..yes... <3

I_heart_Tokunaga: This is getting sick and annoying >_<;

ShyGuy: Jade....Emperor Peony.... I can log this chat you know. It would make great blackmail material

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PIGBUNNIES: How did.... bleh. You're no fun at all, Gailardia

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LadyLanvaldier: That was the emperor?! Well no wonder he was so perverted -_- Hmph!!

ShyGuy: he actually does kind of like you in reality, Natalia ^^;

LadyLanvaldier: Never in a million quadrillion years

ShyGuy: heh :D

TearGrantz: What in the world was that?

I_heart_Tokunaga: it's my fault >_> I'm the one that gave Jade the chat address. It figures he'd do something like that when Peony is involved

TearGrantz:  I bet the emperor was watching over Jade's shoulder when you invited him to chat and badgered him to do it. He seems to hang out in Jade's office a lot..

LadyLanvaldier: I bet that's exactly what happened <_<

ShyGuy: I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to Luke more, but it seems they're annoyed at me for ruining their fun. I have to go do some chores -- in other words -- endure whatever revenge they have planned for me. *sigh* Tell Luke that I lo--

ShyGuy: --that I will talk to him soon! ///////

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LadyLanvaldier: awwww ^o^

I_heart_Tokunaga: heehee~ <3

TearGrantz: what?

LadyLanvaldier: nothing!

I_heart_Tokunaga: LOOK! A CUTE THING!!! *point*

TearGrantz: You know, Anise, that doesn't work too well in a chat room. Besides, if you guys are trying to keep the fact that Guy is in love with Luke away from me, I already know

LadyLanvaldier: Ah...I see... *o_o*

TearGrantz: I just consider him a rival in love

I_heart_Tokunaga: that's the spirit, Tear!! ;D

TearGrantz: I think he's winning though ^^

I_heart_Tokunaga: you better not go gloomy too!!! >:O

Thing: Tear :(

TearGrants: Don't worry about me :) I'm an adult

Thing: you're so strong, Tear!

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LadyLanvaldier: Was that...Asch?

I_heart_Tokunaga: I bet he was looking for Luke. That Asch...will he ever stop picking fights?

TearGrantz: I don't think Asch actually picks fights...they just sort of happen when Luke is around. ...and Luke is pretty much always around

LadyLanvaldier: he could have at least made his name harder to guess. Who else would be Abyss Silver?

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I_heart_Tokunaga: seriously, what an idiot. I'm surprised he actually used that corny name. Abyssman is such a dumb show XD

Abyss_Silver: sorry... it disconnected me for some reason....

Abyss_Silver: ....

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I_heart_Tokunaga: Whoops!! made him mad! aheeheee <3

TearGrantz: That's a record for you Anise. You should get some type of award for that one

I_heart_Tokunaga: boooooo! that was mean >:(

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SuperLuke: I maed a new name. What do yout hink?

LadyLanvaldier: You should type slower, Luke =) The name is.... um... it's.. it's nifty

I_heart_Tokunaga: sorry Luke, but that name is reaaalllllly stupid *snicker* hahaha... talk about lame

TearGrantz: it's...um..

Thing: master!! you're back! your name is so amazingly awesome!

SuperLuke: if Mieu likes it, it must be really bad

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Mieu: Miiueeuuuuuu.....

LadyLanvaldier: it really was quite bad... ^^;;

I_heart_Tokunaga: no kidding XP

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TearGrantz: oooh! Now that name really suits you, Luke

CrimsonKnight: ....

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I_heart_Tokunaga: what the hell?! It really WAS a good name!

Thing: that was Asch again, I think

LadyLanvaldier: Oh my! and you called him Luke

TearGrantz: he gets angry too easily... *sigh* He can be such a child!

Thing: Just like Luke!!!

ShyGuy has entered the chat

ShyGuy: U all suk!

ShyGuy:  I maed a mess in my pants. Try 2 guess wat kind >:D

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LadyLanvaldier: .... >_> I'm guessing that was....

TearGrantz: Emperor Peony most likely...getting his revenge on Guy

I_heart_Tokunaga: Like we'd actually believe Guy would say those things! Who does the emperor think he's fooling?!

LadyLanvaldier: Indeed. I've never once seen Guy spell so horribly either

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Fang_Blade: thinking up a name is hard. Someone help me think of a new one sometime

LadyLanvaldier: Luke...? or... Asch?

Fang_Blade: Luke. Why, was Asch here?! When!? why?!

LadyLanvaldier: we don't know why... but Anise and Tear scared him off

I_heart_Tokunaga: HEY! >:(  I didn't mean to!

TearGrantz: ...

Thing:     (Y)
          =(O.o)=
           o(u.u)  I made a bunny for you Tear, because I love you!

TearGrantz: Th-thank you, Mieu (that is SOO CUTE!!!! *dies* ////)

LadyLanvaldier:  /_/
                       (OvO)
                      ("')""("') it's an owl ;D
                         "  "
Thing: (but...mine was made special for Tear >o< ....Teeaarr..... )

I_heart_Tokunaga: what's with the goofy animal things? Here

\-)
     D
//-)

Thing: AHHH!!! that's really scary, Anise!!

I_heart_Tukunaga: how about this then?

/<
     P
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TearGrantz: heh. I like that one

Fang_Blade: ^--^
                  o__o
               <(mieu)>
                   u u     look look look!!

LadyLanvaldier: ... *cough*

I_heart_Tokunaga: what the hell is that, Luke?

Fang_Blade: isn't it obvious?! it's Mieu!!!

Thing: Mieeuuu... D:

TearGrantz: (poor Mieu..)

ShyGuy has entered the chat

ShyGuy: oh Natalia make sweet love to me!!!! I've never banged a princess before!!

Fang_Blade: O__O GUY?!

ShyGuy: yes Luke, I'll bang you too <3 I'll have the princess and the duke's son, kthx

LadyLanvaldier: emperor Peony I know it's you. cut it out! This is no way for the emperor of Malkuth to behave!!

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Fang_Blade: that was Peony? Why was he using Guy's name?

TearGrantz: Jade and the emperor tried to harrass us a little after you left, and Guy ruined their fun... so now I guess they're on his computer getting revenge

Fang_Blade: I hope they don't read his emails...

TearGrants: why?

Fang_Blade: no reason!!! /////// It's just... not nice

I_heart_Tokunaga: (oh ho hoooo~~ XD)

TearGrantz: (I knew it..^^; )

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Fang_Blade: ASCH?!

Rending_Saber: ....DAMMIT!!!

LadyLanvaldier: They even have similar screen names now :D

Rending_Saber: I'm not changing it again. This is lame

Fang_Blade: No one said you had to change it, idiot!

Rending_Saber: Shut up! You're so infuriating!!

TearGrantz: DON'T EVEN THINK OF STARTING A FIGHT!!

Rending_Saber: .... (woah...the cold chick is freaking scary o_o;; )

Fang_Blade: Ack! sorry Tear (scary o_o;; )

LadyLanvaldier: so...Asch... why are you here? //////

Rending_Saber: ....no reason, really. I was just bored...not that I want to become friendly with you all. I'd just rather chat with people I know than random weirdos that I don't know who could be some kind of freaky cross-dressing phychopaths or something. Like Dist

I_heart: tokunaga: Awww he cares about all of us after all!! <3 <3 <3 That's so sweet!!

Rending_Saber: Grr.....

Fang_Blade: Dist never cross-dressed! ...I think

Rending_Saber: I was just using him as an example you fucking retard. *rolls eyes*

TearGrantz: *glares death upon Asch*

Rending_Saber: ... (how can she be this scary even over a chat room?!)

Fang_Blade: Hey Asch, look!

Rending_Saber: what

Fang_Blade: hold on

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..............................

Rending_Saber: >_> ooookay..?

Fang_Blade: ^--^
                  o__o
               <(mieu)>
                   u  u

Fang_Blade: isn't it cool?! :D

Rending_Saber: what..the bloody hell is it?!!

Thing: mieu ;_;

Rending_Saber: Oh. I can see the resemblance

Thing: MIIEUUUUU >:(

Rending_Saber: it totally stinks

Fang_Blade: I dare you to make a better one!!! >:O

Rending_Saber: pfft...

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Rending_Saber: /_/
                     =( ^ .^)=
                |___(  P P  kitty thingy..

Fang_Blade: ... (god damn it!!)

LadyLanvaldier: That's amazing, Asch!! I love it so much! <3 <3 <3 OH GOD OH GOD!!! *screencaps*

Rending_Saber: /////// shut up!!

TearGrantz: (of course Natalia would go nuts over anything Asch makes. it IS cute though ^.^)                 

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ShyGuy: OH Natalia! I am getting so horny for you. UNF UNF UNF!!! I want to do you so bad, in every position I can think of; over every piece of furniture in this place!! and Luke too@!!!!11one

Rending_Saber: Is that you Guy?!

ShyGuy: Yeah I am most definately Guy Cecil AKA Gailardia Galan Gardios, and not someone else pretending to be him. Especially NOT the emperor of Malkuth. Who are you?

Rending_Saber: I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

ShyGuy: OH SHI--

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Rending_Saber: HE'S A DEAD MAN!!!

LadyLanvaldier: Asch, wait!!

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TearGrantz: it's not Guy! it's emperor Peony!!

I_heart_Tokunaga: he can be just as dense as Luke sometimes! ARGH!!! Come back here, idiot!!!

Fang_Blade: Noooooo! He's gonna hurt Guy because of Peony. Dammit!!

LadyLanvaldier: *blush* Asch... because I was being harrassed... *^^*  that's so sweet.

Fang_Blade: -_- whut

LadyLanvaldier: I mean we have to stop him!!! ehehe... ^o^;

TearGrantz: I don't think they'll let Asch hurt him badly... but to go this far just for a little revenge is messed up

Fang_Blade: I'm going to borrow the Albiore II and go to Malkuth and save Guy!

LadyLanvaldier: Take me too! I need to straighten the emperor out >_< He'll regret the things he said to me! Let's see if he likes an arrow up his ass *shakes fist* (On second thought...he probably would *shudder*)

TearGrantz: I'll go as well. I've missed you guys so much

I_heart_Tokunaga: Me too!! Let's go! Operation 'Save Guy's Ass' begins!!

Fang_Blade: ok but you guys need to be ready when I get there. Asch could still have the Albiore III and Ginji. It's a race against time

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LadyLanvaldier: I hope we can make it in time. Asch better not hurt Guy :( or I'll never forgive the emperor!

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Thing: h..hey. What about me? ;_; Mieuuuuuuuu....

PIGBUNNIES has entered the chat

PIGBUNNIES: where'd everyone go? Man... I was having so much fun, too... I just read some really juicy e-mails ;D

Thing: YOU'RE A BAD MAN!!!!!

PIGBUNNIES: Ugh, I'm leaving now... I am NOT getting lectured by a cheagle >_>

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Thing: alone again. Mieeuuuuu :(

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